Aug
09
2004
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Movies You Will Never See

It all started quite innocently, last September when Sharon suggested that it would be fun if they made a movie of The Wacky Races. I cannot remember which of us suggested that the movie should be live action, as in the two Scooby Doo movies, but we soon started debating the perfect casting for this major motion picture. This was the first of my list of films we will never see, which I am about to share with the web log reading public:

  1. The Wacky Races : Starring Gary Oldman as Dick Dastardly with CGI Mutley, Sarah Michelle Gellar as Penelope Pitstop, Marc Blucas as Peter Perfect and Jim Carey as Prof. Pat Pending.
  2. Sapphire and Steel : Starring Johnny Depp as Steel and Keira Knightly as Sapphire and Morgan Freeman as Lead. I have to admit that I hated Sapphire and Steel as a television series, but think it would work really well as a movie.
  3. The Tomorrow People : No idea who to cast, but given the current trends for Spy kid type films and remakes of old TV series, this one would be a winner. Of course, inorder for it to be any good, a fifty mile exclusion area would have to be set up to keep Roger Price away from the production. Yes I know it was his great idea, but the way he realised it in the original series and in the dire 1990’s remake was awful.
  4. A Bear Called Paddington : In the strangest dream I ever had, I met Stephen Spielberg in a hotel bar and after we both got rip-snortingly drunk, I persuaded him that what the World really needed was film version of A Bear Called Paddington with actors and a CGI bear. The source, A Bear Called Paddingdon has to be one of the greatest children’s novels of all time and it and its sequels were adapted into one of the greatest all-time children’s television series. The source material is 46 years old, and it is at least thirty years since the series. I am surprised this has not been optioned by now. However, I cannot imagine anyone other than the late Sir Michael Horden doing the voice of the bear.
  5. Doom : With the new version of the classic game available, it would be fun to see this turned into a major Hollywood summer blockbuster starring Will Smith.

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Written by John Campbell Rees in: "Doctor Who" Related |
Aug
06
2004
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It’s all so much different now

It’s all so much different now. Today, teachers, schools and Local Education Authorities bend over backwards to help children with Developmental Co-ordination Disorder, also know as Dyspraxia1. Recently BBC Wales has been running a public awareness campaign for a charity called The Dyscovery Trust, which helps children with Dyspraxia in school. Back in the late ‘70’s and ‘80’s, when I was going through Secondary School and at Coventry Polytechnic, the condition was almost completely unheard of (not that many people have heard about it now), and I had a generally lousy time at school as a result. Many of my teachers thought I was lazy, or stupid or both and on one occasion, the Headmaster of Treorchy Comprehensive, Mr John Davies informed my parents that I would never pass a single GCE, let alone O’ Level. This is what spurred my mother on to find out exactly why I was doing so badly in school, and after a year of visiting the paediatric neurologist at the University of Wales Hospital in Cardiff, I was diagnosed as suffering from Dyspraxia. The school did the minimum it had to help me, I was excused from PE lessons so that I could catch up with my schoolwork. I was allowed to hand in work that had been typewritten instead of hand-written, and given a bare minimum of extra time in examinations. I was fortunate that in the mid-1980’s modern information technology was beginning to appear, which helped to alleviate my problems. Not that the school wanted me integrate with the rest of their pupils, I was too much like hard work. The major breakthrough came with the advent of the Microwriter. This was a very simple word processor with a chording keyboard that had two advantages over a typewriter, first it was portable fitting into a school bag and second it allowed me for the first time ever to keep up with my classmates. Naturally things were not perfect, my parents had to pay for all my IT equipment, today you can get all sorts of grants that were just dreams back then. So I completed my education at the local secondary school and moved onto Coventry Polytechnic. The institution, which went on to become Coventry University could cope with people with severe handicaps and learning difficulties, but didn’t know how to deal with me, who appeared so normal, and yet had so many underlying problems, such as the then undiagnosed Petit Mal Epilepsy. And so, after two years, I left full time education with a Diploma in Higher Education, and a firm desire never to do anything further in the realms of academia. However it is a funny old World, thanks to modern technology, I have overcome my problems, and I know that next year I will graduate. It has been hard work, but I will have done it.

Notes
1 Taken from the Dyspraxia Foundation Website http://www.dyspraxiafoundation.org.uk/an_overview.htm :
 What is dyspraxia?
Dyspraxia is generally recognised to be an impairment or immaturity of the organisation of movement. Associated with this may be problems of language, perception and thought. Other names for dyspraxia include Clumsy Child Syndrome; Developmental Co-ordination Disorder (DCD); Minimal Brain Dysfunction: Motor learning Difficulty; and Pereceptuo-motor Dysfunction. Problems include:

Perception
People who have dyspraxia tend to have poor understanding of the messages that their senses convey and difficulty in relating those messages to actions.
Thought
There may be difficulty in planning and organising thoughts.
Movement
Physical activities are hard to learn, difficult to retain and generalise, hesitant and awkward in performance.
Speech and Language
Speech may be immature or unintelligible in early years. Language may be impaired or late to develop. For some children, the primary difficulty is in making and co-ordinating the precise movements, which are used in the production of spoken language, which results in severe and persisting speech production difficulties. The condition is termed developmental verbal dyspraxia: it may occur in isolation or in conjunction with general motor difficulties.

Up to 10 per cent of the population may show symptoms of dyspraxia; and 2 per cent are severely affected by the condition. Of those diagnosed, 80 per cent are male.

Early recognition of dyspraxia enables a child’s special educational and social needs to be identified. Action can then be taken to reduce the impact of this condition on their whole family.

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Written by John Campbell Rees in: Influences |
Aug
04
2004
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Carpets and Things

I desperately need some carpet down on the floor, I am not the lightest of people on my feet, and clomping around on bare floorboards does not help. So steps are being made to remedy this situation. I have chosen a plain light brown carpet with no pattern for my bedrooms and landings. Yes I know it is a bit on the bland side, but I have plenty of rugs to brighten it up, and the walls of my bedroom are nice and bright. I am having a grand slam, the carpet for my front room fitted and the stair carpet put back at the same time. This does of course mean that I have to put a spurt on with the painting, as I want all the woodwork finished before the new carpet goes down. Although I cannot see the carpets actually being laid until after I come back from holiday.

On the subject of holidays, I have to do my second least favourite thing in the entire universe this afternoon, go shopping for clothes. Off to the McArthur Glen Designer Village in Sarn, outside Bridgend this afternoon on my half day. I need to get some nice casual brown shoes for the semi-formal and casual nights on board. I also hope to get a pair of black canvas trousers.

Then tonight when I get home I will have to do my least favourite thing in the entire universe, show the clothes I have just bought to my sisters for their comments and opinions.

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Written by John Campbell Rees in: House and Garden |
Aug
02
2004
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Summer Sun

As yesterday was the first Sunday of the month, I went down to Cardiff for the meeting of Kronos1 at the Chapter Arts Centre in Cardiff. Yes I know it is a Star Trek group, but enough Doctor Who fans, like myself are members, that I decided that I would wear my Doctor Who outfit, i.e. my father’s old brown leather jacket, a v-necked top and black trousers. What I was not expecting was the sweltering weather yesterday. I ended up carrying the coat most of the day. On the other hand, I could walk through Cardiff dressed as Doctor Who and not look like a complete prat, no one even raised an eyebrow. I love the new series already. Anyway, once I arrived at K1, I slipped the jacket on, and none of the assembled noticed. All the Doctor Who fans who normally go to K1 were away at the DWAS (Doctor Who Appreciation Society event at Wookey Hole. However, once the assembled realised why I was baking in the leather, they were all impressed. They all really liked the jacket as well.

Cardiff was packed to the gunwales. The Big Weekend festival was taking place, as a result of the good weather over the weekend, Cathays Park was in party mood. This spilled over into Queens Street, so it was great walking through a city centre filled with so many happy people. At the moment life is just about perfect, Doctor Who is back in production and miniskirts are back in fashion.

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Written by John Campbell Rees in: "Doctor Who" Related, SF Event |

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