DIY Update
One of the bi-products of last weeks illness was I spent a long time contemplating all the niggling unfinished jobs in my bathroom. For instance, my bath was fitted in such a way that the supplied panelling for its sides would not touch the floor, so the bottom is surrounded by three inches of pine skirting board. This needed to be stained to match the dark wood of the panelling, and I had never got around to it. Also, whilst I had glossed skirting boards and emulsioned the doorframes upstairs when I had my carpet fitted, I left the actual doors still in their natural unadorned wood. By Saturday afternoon, I was more or less feeling better, but could not risk going anywhere, just to be on the safe side. So I decided to do the niggling DIY jobs in the bathroom that need to be done before my party on New Year’s Eve. The rational being as I was working in the bathroom, I would not have far to go if I the need arose.
First job was finding the brown mahogany wood stain, which eventually turned up in my mother’s house. Then down in the narrow gap between toilet and the side of the bath applying the wood stain to the skirting board.
The next job was giving the door to the bathroom and the door to the shower room a coat of primer/undercoat. Not a difficult job, but the fact that the upper panels are made of frosted glass meant that I needed a steady hand, well as steady as my hand can ever be, to make sure that the paint went on the wood and not on the glass.
Once the paint had dried on the doors, they needed to be lightly sand the grain as the moisture in the paint had swollen the grain of the pine the door was made from. Also, the white emulsion had highlighted all the little imperfections in carpentry of the door that needed to be filled in. The door was now ready for a second coat of emulsion, and the skirting board ready for another coat of wood stain. However, Strictly Come Dancing was about to start, which would be followed in its turn by Robin Hood and my evening meal, so I decided to call a halt for the day.
The clock face on the alarm clock-radio was telling me it was 7.30am, but the newsreader was saying it was 6.30am. Arse, I had completely forgotten the change back to Greenwich Mean Time. So, I switched the radio off and sank back for an extra hour’s sleep. I wanted to get up as if it were a normal work day, just to get myself back into the habit. Fat chance, I rolled over and woke up at 10.50am. First job of the day was damp-dusting the woodwork I had sanded the evening before. My brother-in-law Gary says that the secret of good decorating is in the preparation, that there is more to painting a door than schlepping on some gloss paint. However, all people will see is the quality of the top coat of gloss paint, and nobody but the decorator will know the effort that went into it. He is perfectly correct.
It was down on my hands and knees staining the skirting board. The one coat had considerably darkened the wood, but it would need at least two more. It said on the tin that it took 30 minutes for the stain to be touch dry and two hours for it to be ready for another coat. So in between the wood stain, I gave the door and frame another coat of emulsion. Everything is now ready for me to give the woodwork a dose of gloss paint. Although as soon as I see the brand spanking new paintwork, the existing glossed skirting boards will look shabby, so I will probably give them an extra coat of gloss as well.

